Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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