I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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