How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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