That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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