sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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