There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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