do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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