Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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