he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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