Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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