he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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