She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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