She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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