I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
try to milk me bitch
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