I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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