I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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