Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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