This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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