i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
