i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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