erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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