i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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