DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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