I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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