Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac