watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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