It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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