After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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