i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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