didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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