i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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