so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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