Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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