why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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