I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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