Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
