I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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