He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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