It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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