Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just puked most of my soul out..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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