Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
one might say we're banned from that church
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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