I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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