Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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