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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i black out too much to be "responsible"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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