I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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