Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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