I'm gonna have a badass scar
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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