Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This is my gift to your gina
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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