you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
it's great music for shaving your balls
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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