dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize