Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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