why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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