it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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