brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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