: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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