My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Its about making memories worth repressing
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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