My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your face is a jimmy john
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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