"it" just moved
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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