My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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