ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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